Three Word Story

fucking fell off

and then started

sprouting legs and

eating fake food

. Because that's totally

logical and of

very little concern

to all others

which was all

but a few

Can we please follow this format nao? Kthbai.

Once there was a crotchety old flower that had blown up the dragon space station filled with fat giants that had wanked to the outer rings of saturn which were frozen so badly that the whole universe was going to explode violently because of the fiery hand of evil. But there was a small little snail named Jimmy and he was very purple as well as tiny. So tiny like midget cocks before their feathers fucking fell off and then started sprouting legs and eating fake food. Because that's totally logical and of very little concern to all others which was all but a few lazy purple unicorns

You're welcome.

Jeez Shadow xD

Once there was a crotchety old flower that had blown up the dragon space station filled with fat giants that had wanked to the outer rings of saturn which were frozen so badly that the whole universe was going to explode violently because of the fiery hand of evil. But there was a small little snail named Jimmy and he was very purple as well as tiny. So tiny like midget cocks before their feathers fucking fell off and then started sprouting legs and eating fake food. Because that's totally logical and of very little concern to all others which was all but a few lazy purple unicorns who had managed

Once there was a crotchety old flower that had blown up the dragon space station filled with fat giants that had wanked to the outer rings of saturn which were frozen so badly that the whole universe was going to explode violently because of the fiery hand of evil. But there was a small little snail named Jimmy and he was very purple as well as tiny. So tiny like midget cocks before their feathers fucking fell off and then started sprouting legs and eating fake food. Because that's totally logical and of very little concern to all others which was all but a few lazy purple unicorns who had managed to suck chode

Once there was a crotchety old flower that had blown up the dragon space station filled with fat giants that had wanked to the outer rings of saturn which were frozen so badly that the whole universe was going to explode violently because of the fiery hand of evil. But there was a small little snail named Jimmy and he was very purple as well as tiny. So tiny like midget cocks before their feathers fucking fell off and then started sprouting legs and eating fake food. Because that's totally logical and of very little concern to all others which was all but a few lazy purple unicorns who had managed to suck chode, the chode's girth

Once there was a crotchety old flower that had blown up the dragon space station filled with fat giants that had wanked to the outer rings of saturn which were frozen so badly that the whole universe was going to explode violently because of the fiery hand of evil. But there was a small little snail named Jimmy and he was very purple as well as tiny. So tiny like midget cocks before their feathers fucking fell off and then started sprouting legs and eating fake food. Because that's totally logical and of very little concern to all others which was all but a few lazy purple unicorns who had managed to suck chode, the chode's girth was the size of